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What is a committee?

“A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.”

— Richard Harkness

Leadership tip: If you wish to delay a project, assign it to a committee.

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Network Marketing Humor


Network marketing can be enjoyable, and we can have fun making jokes along the way. The journey is the experience. Let’s have a great journey. So read, laugh, and enjoy!

A choice your prospect can’t refuse.

a“Everybody does network marketing every day, but they just don’t get paid for it.”

“Everybody does network marketing every day, but they just don’t get paid for it.”

We constantly recommend restaurants, music, movies, places to go shopping, and even places to take vacations. Recommending and promoting is in our blood.

That means every prospect you talk to does network marketing, right?

So why not give your prospects a choice they can’t refuse?

Simply say:

“You already do network marketing every day. You can get paid for it … or you can continue doing it for free. The choice is up to you. And if you choose to continue doing it for free, that’s okay. Charity work is good. It makes the world a better place.”

And then let your prospects decide.

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Network Marketing Humor


Network marketing can be enjoyable, and we can have fun making jokes along the way. The journey is the experience. Let’s have a great journey. So read, laugh, and enjoy!

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We build relationships over food.

Think about that the next time you are talking to a prospect. Food creates a bond with prospects and turns them into friends.

Network Marketing 101 – the simple lesson.

Smart sponsor + smart distributor = new leader.

Smart sponsor + dumb distributor = perpetual distributor.

Dumb sponsor + smart distributor = new leader (but takes longer.)

Dumb sponsor + dumb distributor = two dropouts.

There are two great ways to fail in network marketing.

1. Don’t get involved.

2. Don’t try.

The ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.

From the vast source of humor on the Internet:

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?”

4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken.”

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”

1. ” …in God’s name, Amen.”

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Network Marketing Humor


Network marketing can be enjoyable, and we can have fun making jokes along the way. The journey is the experience. Let’s have a great journey. So read, laugh, and enjoy!

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Advice from the corporate world.

“If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours of the day, work nights.”

Just one more reason to do network marketing.

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