Try these. They are some of my favorites.

1. I show people how to have five-day weekends.
2. Would an instant raise solve most of your problems?
3. Think of all the things you could do in life if you
   didn’t have to waste two hours a day commuting.
4. Stop paying somebody else to watch your kids grow up.
5. I show people how to get a $500/month raise without having to ask their bosses.
6. We’ll never get rich by working a job.